clxvi; SHITFUCKGERALD

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I DIDNT FCKING REALISE IT WAS THEIR BIRTHDAY AND I SAW THAT IT WAS AND I WENT OUTSIDE AND SCREECHED

but i'm so proud of my elderly gay turtle what a good pure soft egg i'm glad they're having a happy time and a good life because they deserve it

but still

f o r t y

i'm breathing so fast holy fuck

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH THEYRE SO OLD

but i'd still let them bend me over a table any day oopsies

okay happy birthday ger ger. love ya.

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