Full On Therapy

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Lazuli: Ok... So, every skeleton here should be from some sort of Lust related universe. Everyone sit down, grab a notepad, and let's through this.

Lust Sans: Ummm,  how do plan to "help us"?

Lazuli: Well, my friends and I have treated you...unfairly. So, to start this therapy off, I have prepared a formal apology. *hands out letter to all present skeles*

*the letter reads " Dear Skelebros, I have treated you all from a biased point of view.  Your actions have been affected by the nature of your universes. It would be irresponsible to judge you all based on fake personalities. An asker has voiced their concerns for your mental health, so I have responded. If you all accept my apology, we can begin.

Sincerly,

Lapis Lazuli 

(True name 75^392)#^%$'~\|?/<)*

Lazuli: Hahaha, I have no plan to give out my reak name...ANYWAY, if any of you wish to leave, go ahead. I will not force.

*...No one objects*

Lazuli: K. Now, from what I know about most Lust universe, the constant sex need started when...

* The talking continues for hours...but Lazuli does not leave, or scream in frustration, or show any signs of anger.  As you watch from a distance, tears fall from all parties involved.  In fact, she even hugs all of the skeletons. Ari and Bagel watch, amazed as the serious faces turn to sad smiles, full on sobbing, and finally, genuine laughter. It is odd...Lazuli has managed to befriend  and help the beings that once terrified her...*

Lazuli: Are you all feeling better?

Lust Sans: Yep

Lust Papyrus: ABSOLUTELY!!!

SwapLust Sans: Yes!

SwapLust Paps: yeppers

FellLust Sans *grunts* yeah, I guess...

FellLust Papyrus: YOUR UNCONVENTIONAL METHOD WORKED, SURPRISINGLY

Lazuli: Perfect! Glad I could help!

Ari: *in the distance* YOU DON'T  EVEN HAVE A BASIC PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lazuli: shUT UP ARI

Lazuli: Anyway, I hope that satisfied the readers! Bye ;3




(did this whole thing listening to vocaloid songs  LOL)

(And feeling guilty about neglecting SwapFell Papyrus)

SwapFell Paps: I'm fine Lazu-

Lazuli: I FEEL SO GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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