"Are you a dictionary? Because you define-st thing I've ever seen."
"Maxwe-"
"If you asked Thomas Paine, he'd say you and me together is just common sense."
"Clever."
"Do you have eleven protons? Because you are sodium fine."
"Max, cut it out."
"Okay, okay. I'm sorry, just a little nervous."
"Don't be, I'm so excited to see you. I can hardly think about anything else?"
"Me neither, I'm trying to sleep but I just can't. It's less than 24 hours until I see you. God, I can't wait."
"I'm so excited!"
"Muffin, promise me something?"
"Anything."
"Promise me you won't walk out if I'm not good looking enough for you."
"Wouldn't even cross my mind, besides, I can tell you're hot."
"Ooh, a flirty Lia. Maxy likey."
"Knock it off."
"Good night, Muffin."
"Good night, Max."
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Muffin
Short Story"Hey Megan, did you find those notes?" "Uh, I think you have the wrong number, Sir." One wrong number with a very sweet outcome.
