harold,
if you crash your plane into my house keep in mind both of us would be homeless and will have to live on the street like sticky joe who lives on the corner and throws chicken bones at people.
i'm glad you made it out of the raid alive, i wouldn't be too happy to hear that you got shot down.
actually, now that i think about it, if you get shot down i won't have to listen to your humorless jokes. hmmm.
hello, yes, hitler i have a job for you.
okay i'm kidding. if i saw hitler i wouldn't ask him to shoot you down, i'd probably rip that greasy mustache straight off of his lizard lips.
oh i have good news! mum informed me that my cousins have just been hiding at a close friend's house. it beats me why they are but if hitler raided my country i'd probably hide too. that guy makes my stomach drop through my anus.
remember to stay safe, and remember i love you with all of my heart (and anus)
-louis :)
p.s tell your neil friend i say hi and to back off because you're mine
p.p.s actually don't tell him that because then you'll probably get stoned for being gay
p.p.p.s okay i'll go now bye
p.p.p.p.s i love you :))
