Ever wanted to insult mundanes in a "language" they won't understand?
Ever wanted to charm the wits off a Mortal Instruments fangirl?
Viola! You've come to the right place!
Learn to flirt and insult like a Shadowhunter, with your ultimate guide to Shadowhunter-inspired comebacks and pickup lines.
So, ya! In this book, you will be exposed to a lot of comebacks and pickup lines. BUT NO! Not the ordinary, cliche "Your butt must be jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth" or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" ones.
These comebacks and pickup lines are uniquely based on Cassandra Clare's Shadowhunter Chronicles. And they are particularly handy when you want to throw shade on dumb mundanes (who does not want to do that?) or impress fellow TMI fans.
Some of the comebacks 'n pickup lines are from the Internet, but most are made by me. Yeah, literally. I made them. You can tell by that 1 sentence that I'm incredibly talented at wasting my time.
You can also comment down/PM me some of your OWN or FAVOURITE Shadowhunter-inspired comebacks and pickup lines. No, seriously, you can. In fact, I'd love that! Pls do!
I have said this before, but I've no qualms in repeating it - most of the comebacks and pickup lines that you'll be seeing here, are of my own. So do not steal them. Plagiarism is a crime.
But other than that, please enjoy the book! Don't forget to vote! Feel free to suggest me other - maybe, even your own - comebacks and pickup lines! Recommend this book to others who you think will enjoy it!
AND . . . Now I will stop boring you, and allow you to move on to the next page
Byeeee!!!
~Lila Wayne
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Shadowhunter-Inspired Comebacks and Pickup Lines
FanfictionEver wanted to insult mundanes in a "language" they won't understand? Ever wanted to charm the wits off a Mortal Instruments fangirl? Viola! You've come to the right place! Learn to flirt and insult like a Shadowhunter, with your ultimate guide t...
