Brought to you by Treetrunks' apple pie ~~~ There are many ways little red red riding hood is said to end, but this is how it actually happened.
Little red riding hood lived in the outskirts of a forest. This wasn't just any forest, but a nasty, frightening forest, full of monsters and bad puns. One day a paper airplane flew through Liitle red riding hood's (Red for short) window. It said:
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"Oh frick," said Red, I'll have to bake some bread with mother and deliver it to her. She shuddered at the thought of going into the forest, but she had to do it, for grandma.
Grandma had always been so kind to Red, so now it was her turn to be kind back. "Mother, we need to make some bread," said Red. Mother entered the room with flour and a few other supplies for baking. After the bread was made Red packed it in a basket and left the house.
Skip through her backyard, she made her way to he forest. Giant trees loomed over her, creating patterns on the ground. She quietly made her way into the forest. About 30 seconds in a short shadow approached her. It came into view and was in fact a skeleton. "Do you wanna have a bad time?" He said in a low voice. "If so, you're going the right way." "Umm thanks, but I need to visit my grandma," said Red with a shaky voice. "Go ahead then," said the skeleton, with a grin. "But I warned you. Anyway, I'm skele-don here." He disappeared into the shadows, silent in the trees.
"That was weird," Red thought as she continued through the forest. She tried to stick to the path and keep moving but as it became darker she found it harder. The trees whispered around her and she wasn't sure if the dark shapes just shadows. As she kept walking the dark shapes became more prominent.
A hand touched her shoulder and she turned around to find a wolf with glowing eyes staring back at her. She screamed and ran as fast as she could of through the forest. She could see the opening to the field near her grandmas house. Red slowed down, out of breath. Grandmas house was finally in view. She heard strange sounds coming from inside.
Red opened the door to find granny fiercely making out with the wolf. "What the heCkers," said Red with a look of disbelief. "Ahhhh, why hello Red," said granny as she pushed the wolf away. "Sorry, he's frantic at night".
Suddenly the window smashed and in jumped a young man with a star on his shirt. With one swipe he cut the wolf in half with a sword and left without a trace.
"He was getting annoying anyway," said granny as the got up to make tea.
