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lays™ has added jogging, sehoe, jesus, DOnut, minnie, junmyeon, chennie and porkchanyeol to the chat!

lays™ renamed this group i have a situation worse than chanyeols bald spot

jesus:
impossible, nothing is
worse than his bald spot

porkchanyeol:
fuk u bacon

lays™:
yOU GUYS SEOMINS
BIRTHDAY IS TODAY
AND I FORGOT WHAT DO
I DO WHAT DO I
I GET HER DKFJJSJF

jesus:
lmao ur screwed my dood

lays™:
see this is why i dont talk to
you u negative whore

sehoe:
get her sum dick

chennie:
^^ i hear girls like that

lays™:
y have i not left this group yet¿

jesus:
bc ur uglier without us

porkchanyeol:
how tf did u forget her
birthday u idiot

minnie:
i remembered and im not
even her boyfriend

junmyeon:
youve been seeing her for
seven months,you forgot
your six month anniversary
too smh

lays™:
listen i didnt come here to be
judged i came here for
asSISTANCE

jogging:
lol ASSistance

chennie:
somebody step on this
roach

jogging:
:(

porkchanyeol:
what did you get her last time
when you forgot?

lays™:
i went to see her bcuz she
hadnt seen me in like
4773 years cuz we were super
busy but she saw me
like last week so that bullshit
isnt gonna work this time

DOnut:
buy her a steak

lays™:
what no

DOnut:
ok buy me a steak

lays™:
kyungsoo i usually like u but
can u plz shut up right now

jesus:
i just killed a spider ew

chennie:
not everything is about
you you conceited bitch

jesus:
u make me so upsetti

sehoe:
haha i think baekhyun is basically
the poop emoji irl lmao

jesus:
DID I ASK U ANYTHING
U HOE

lays™:
HELLO I STILL NEED HELP

sehoe:
give her

sehoe:
the D

lays™:
im--

lays™:
i hope u all die goodbye

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