Warning: this book contains highly secretive information and should not be seen by public eyes! If this file falls into the wrong hands, the results could be disastrous! To be delivered to Washington posthaste - Bond, James Bond
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23 supervillains,
The yeti,
The amish,
Goldfinger,
and a hamster, so I really don't care anymore. Now displaying how to build the ZX-1111, one of the military's most destructive missile prototypes. By most destructive, I mean it killed the most high-ranking military officials when it misfired during the test launch.
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How to build a ZX-1111 written by Joe Smith XVLMIII
You will need:
One nuclear warhead
one bag of chips
a sacrificial human (low-ranking military personnel and civilians only)
1,000,000,000,000+ dollars
20 toilet paper tubes
one can of silly string
one egg
one jet engine
5 rolls of duck tape
champagne
Pictures off the internet of a missile launching
a remote activation system
Steps:
1: Convince a wealthy country to fund your missile (I've done this dozens of times with the U.S. already, using the pictures of successful missiles you stole off the internet {this is why they're in so much debt})
2: Construct the model rocket using the toilet paper tubes, duck tape, jet engine, silly string, and the egg.
3: once done, cram the nuclear warhead into one of the toilet paper tubes (it doesn't matter which one)
4: Use the 1,000,000,000,000 dollars you got to purchase a superyacht,
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several mansions,
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A supercar collection,
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a tank,
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and everything and anything else you can want, like gold-plated toilets and Microsoft.
5: Arrange a test for the missile with as many ambassadors, top military officials, and world leaders as possible (IMPORTANT: make sure that you are still only showing them the previous pictures of missiles from the internet)
6: using the remote activation device, activate the nuclear warhead and model rocket kit, and if you're lucky, the wind will blow the missile towards the podium where you gathered all of the world leaders, ambassadors, and top military officials, and blow up in a spectacular explosion! (By the way, don't forget the nuclear-proof suit)
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7: Use the tank to blast any surviving officials and government members into oblivion.
8: Head off in your new superyacht to one of your many mansions, retired, wealthy, and happy!
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