Warning: this book contains highly secretive information and should not be seen by public eyes! If this file falls into the wrong hands, the results could be disastrous! To be delivered to Washington posthaste - Bond, James Bond
Ok, let's begin the facial recognition scan, likely enemy spy! (activates machine)
Machine: scanning..... scanning.... .... .... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...ERROR ERROR ERROR UGLY FACE DETECTED UGLY FACE DETECTED UGLY FACE DETECTED (gun whips out and starts shooting randomly)
Agent Minty: 0 _o GAAAAAA WHO PROGRAMMED THIS THING?!?!!? (dashes off to get tech support)
23 hours earlier...
James Bond:(to machine) Ah! now I've programmed you that only one with a face as beautiful as mine can get in!( runs off to stare at himself longingly in mirror)
Back to present...
Agent Minty: Now I've repaired the machine! Lets try this again!
