Warning: this book contains highly secretive information and should not be seen by public eyes! If this file falls into the wrong hands, the results could be disastrous! To be delivered to Washington posthaste - Bond, James Bond
Agent M: K, I know you're writhing on the ground in desperation to hear what happens next, (what? You're not? Well then, how interested ARE yo---Wait, don't go!) Anyways, I need to make sure you're still there, and not some Gukivian Rat-Goon who killed you and is now using your account. (It's happened 23 times already) So, I am going to deny all laws of relativity and rip a giant hole in the fourth wall to bring out Supermanly, whose superior intelligence will devise a code which you will never break, unless you are a trusted member of M16!
Supermanly: (Struts into room) Using my powers of manliness, I have constructed a portal of machoness that temporarily defies all the laws that define reality as we know it! Now, I shall think of a number, use my manly psychic powers to tell all known agents, and then have the agent in the blank below! Now, the number is between one and--(morphs back into How2101)
How2101: one and one! :D
(put number here -->) _________________________________
Agent M: NOOOOOOOO!!!! One and one?!? what sort of number is that?!? Now everybody will easily decipher the code and learn more vital information!!! :O
Dumb villains across the world: Uhh...O_o whut is dis new impossible code!?!
Murdock the murderous: Me no can tell whut eet ees
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Keevil the Evil: Dis ees so tough whut ees da numbuh
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PuPu the Pathetic: GAAAAA WHY CAN ME NO FIND ANSWUH TO COMPLECATED PROBLUM??
IM SO MAD BLEEEAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
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Blurgock the Sploinkfxgmpther: //'***)><-:/}'/!!! (activates Vlurgh translator) Thees ees eemposseeble! Me no can solve probleem! Me gives u--(translator malfunctions) BARGLE BARGLE BARGLE BLUUUuuuuuurrrkkkkkk---* (Translator dies)
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