I Wanna Meet You.. Destiel Text Au

Chapter 2 - Pickup Lines

1 week later.

CassyisSassy started typing...

CassyisSassy:hey deannnnnn

CassyisSassy:deannnnn

CassyisSassy:deanooooo

CassyisSassy:deano reply to me you little weano.

CassyisSassy:is it blank cas day?!

CassyisSassy:ill send you a dick pic if you dont answer.

DeanoWeano started typing...

DeanoWeano:jfc! i was asleep!

CassyisSassy:well i wanted you to be awake, you alright with that?!

DeanoWeano:no im not alright with that.

CassyisSassy:well i am and thats all that matters. so can i test some more pick up lines on you?

DeanoWeano:do you have too-.-

CassyisSassy:yes dean! i need to!

DeanoWeano:but they're so cringy and crap.

CassyisSassy:uhm excuse me! my pickup lines are perf!

DeanoWeano:yeah, alright.

CassyisSassy:lets play the titanic. you'll be the ocean and ill go down on you(;

DeanoWeano:jfc that's offensive.

CassyisSassy:ill never let go, Jack!

DeanoWeano:oh god.

CassyisSassy: jack is hot js.

DeanoWeano:you think everyone's hot🙄

CassyisSassy:nuh uh! i totally dont. oh yeah btw, i like your new profile picture, much better than your old one, you look so fucking hot((;;;

DeanoWeano:see?! now you think im hot.

CassyisSassy:yeah, maybe because you are..duhh!*-*

DeanoWeano:im totally not, but dude y'know im straight and your still tryna hit on me.

CassyisSassy:y'know what, Dean? i dont think your straight. well maybe not fully anyways...okay back to the pickup lines!

DeanoWeano:oh wow, i can assure you im straight.

CassyisSassy:if i flip a coin, whats the chances of me getting head?(;

DeanoWeano:well theres two faces on a coin, so it would be 1/2!

CassyisSassy:oh god shut up you little nerd.

DeanoWeano:i'll block you, Castiel.

CassyisSassy:baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive