Y/n : ayeeeeee~ what's up Aominbaeeee ;))
Aomine : .... y/n
Y/n : head bust buddy, 24/blazzing ya feel. Like fam you don't even know there was this chick eying you and I was bout to start some beef
Aomine : y/n..... the fvck
Y/n: ya chill bro, who do you feel like rn. That waste Yute could've filled you up. SHE COULD'VE FVCKING FINESSED YOU. No hoe gon be touching my daddy
Aomine : ... y/n wtf ...... *whispers* "daddy", I like that.
Y/n : hold up boo. You acting kinda wonky, don't tell me you was trying to get hit up. You being extra sus. How would you like it if I ask man's to hmu. So you better watch yourself cause I'll go fvcking savage.
Aomine : .........
Aomine : ........
Son's name : uhhhh..... mom why are you speaking like that? It's weird
Y/n : (Mom mode ON) oh, honey you were home.... I was just trying to sound cool just like the young kids. Well, enough of that I'll make diner. *exist room*
Son's name : yo dad, why was mom like that?
Aomine : .... *sighs* son, I don't know... I don't fvcking know.
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Idk. .... I've been lazy af
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