Unicorn Island and Idols

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Satan: ...

Satan: *sobs in a corner*

Sky: Wadahel

Zaza: Okay Shin you can take Remy out now thanksss

Zaza: *stomps into the forest to release more of her anger on satan because she wants to destroy the lives of every single being in that forest and laser them with laser eyes until they explode and disintegrate*

Shin: *takes Remy out* Darling did you hear anything?

Remy: Only one word

Shin: Oh good.

Remy: Fuck

Shin: NO NONONONOSBSJSJNS REMY THATS A BAD WORD

Shin: DONT SAY THAT WORD

Coco and Bill: *arguing if Kaseem should know when he dies or not*

Ash: What the heck guys

Coco: NO

Coco: I FORBID YOU TO TRAUMATISE THIS POOR MONKEY WITH YOUR DEMON POWERS OKAY HE SHOULDNT KNOW WHEN HE DIES

Bill: BUT IF HE DOES KNOW WHEN HE DIES HE CAN MAKE THE MOST OUT OF HIS LIFE HNTIL THAT POINT

Coco and Bill: *continues*

Miwa: AWWWWWW

Miwa: They're arguing like and old married coupleeee!!!

Mark: YEAH THEYRE SO CUTE

Miwa: I KNOW RIGHT

Miwa: *PROCESSING*

Miwa: *PROCESSING*

Miwa: *SCREAMS*

Everyone: *dies bcos eardrums explode*

Everyone: *reincarnates*

Miwa: hOw DiD yOu gEt hEre

Dan: I dont know myself

Miwa: *Miwa.exe has stopped working*

Dan: Did i do something?

Dipper: Hold up

Dipper: Phan isnt real

Miwa: DinG dOng yOu aRe wRonG

Dipper: There we go

Dan: Phil help

Pewds: HEY

Pewds: IM IN PARADISEEEE

Pewds: *is galloping around with Ken and Cry on the back of a unicorn with edgar and slippy*

Marzia: PEWDS

Ken: NEIGH NEIGH BITCH

Cry: *doing that magical, fantastic, AMAZING laugh*

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