Johnlock Texts

Coming Out

Thursday, September 15th, 2013

11:37 PM

Hi, it's John Watson. I was wondering if you had any advice for my coming out? I know that you were a big help to Harry when she came out, and i was wondering if you could help me.-JW

Thanks, Shannon. -JW

Thu, 11:38 PM

Uh, John, I do believe you sent this to the wrong sender. -SH

Thu, 11:39 PM

Uh, Sherlock... Well. -JW

Surprise...-JW

Thu, 11:40 PM

I'm surprised that I'm not surprised. -SH

Thu, 11:40 PM

....-JW

Thu, 11:40 PM

Was that an insult? -SH

Probably. -SH

Thu, 11:41 PM

Yes, Sherlock. It was. -JW

Thu, 11:41 PM

Will this be a problem for us? -SH

Thu, 11:42 PM

Well I can't take it back now, can I?-JW

Only if you make it one...-JW

Thu, 11:43 PM

Well, I mean, I could forget about it. Not that hard, honestly, most things you say are quite forgettable. -SH

Or did you send me this message on purpose, to let me know without letting me know...? -SH

Thu, 11:44 PM

Thanks, Sherlock. Really comforting. -JW

No. This was honestly to Shannon. -JW

Thu, 11:45 PM

Oh, you thought you were such a clever bastard. I know for a fact you're not friends with a Shannon. -SH

I know this because you have, what, two friends? -SH

Thu, 11:46 PM

How do you know that? It was one of Harry's friends from high school.-JW

Fuck you.-JW

Thu, 11:46 PM

Well, since you're apparently "gay" now, fucking me is probably a viable option for you, isn't it? -SH

Thu, 11:48 PM

REALLY, SHERLOCK?!?! Bloody bastard!!! you really think that i would..-JW

Thu, 11:49 PM

...well, yes. You've adored me since the day we met! Under the circumstances, it's hardly likely for you to live in with a perfectly open man and not develop feelings for him. Feelings, which of course, I can't return. -SH

It's not as if it's offensive. I'm just saving

you the trouble, isn't that kind? -SH

Thu, 11:52 PM

I've got to go, Sherlock. -JW

You always say such horrible things. -JW

11:53 PM

Friday, September 16th, 2013

6:22 PM

Hello, John. -SH