VIII (8)

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A/N: The symbol ' means that it's an action. In this chapter, Sirius goes "Blah, blah 'huff'." (He doesn't actually say "blah". But, hopefully you get what I mean. He's not saying the word "huff", he's making the sound, like an action. I'm really bad at explaining, but, fingers crossed that you understand.

Remus was stood there, gaping, hurt flashed across his face before his expression turned stone cold and angry.

"Elizabeth was trying to kiss me." Sirius smirked.

Elizabeth stood up and slapped Sirius in the face. "You will not lie, you insufferable bastard. If you treat a girl like you just treated me, I will make sure you are to be expelled."

And with that, Elizabeth grabbed Remus' arm and stormed away.

Sirius sat in awe, hot, burning teas dripping down his head.

Everyone was laughing at him.

He was mortified.

Sirius glared around the shop, stood up sharply, and left.

He sprinted to catch up with Elizabeth and Remus.

He was quite out of breath when he reached them.

"H-hey- can... 'huff', can I-I tal- 'huff' talk to you guys?" He panted.

"Yea-" Remus began.

"No, not until you actually respect a girl or woman." Elizabeth cut him off.

"Fine. Can I ask you a question?" Sirius directed at Elizabeth.

"No."

"Great."

"I'm leaving."

"No! Please. Just one question!"

"Fine. Make it fast."

"Okay. If I was the last person on Earth, would you date me?"

"I'd be dead." Elizabeth spoke with confidence.

Remus sniggered at Sirius' expression after she spoke.

"What if you and I were the last people on Earth?"

"That is two questions."

"Okay! I'm going to ask a few questions."

"Hurry up."

"I asked one. Answer it. I'll repeat it. Would you date me if you and I were the last people on Earth?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Just because."

"That answer was a fail."

"So was your dad's condom."

Remus and Sirius both gaped at Elizabeth after she said that comeback.

"You win."

"I know. C'mon Remus, let's go." And with that, Elizabeth and Remus walked away.

Sirius trudged to his dorm and sulked, pondering about Elizabeth.

And eventually, he fell asleep.

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