Dear diary,
Another day, another paper towel. Sometimes I think, in my past life, I was a paper towel. What brand was I? Scott? Sparkle? Or Bounty? What was my name? Larry? Yannick? Or maybe Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore. I don't think I will be able to continue my paper towel eating lifestyle. Soon I will ascend to my true form: A PAPER TOWEL. Soon however, I may convert to my former tissue eating diet. I suppose I should be preparing the tissues. I must prepare. Now as I put pen to paper (mmm... paper) I must bid farewell, for there are more paper towels to be eaten.
Signed,
Drapple.
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Paper Towels
HumorMy paper towel eating story. (Don't take this seriously. I don't actually eat paper towels)
