Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pick Up lines

1. You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.

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2. You look like my mom!

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3. I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I’m taken.

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4. You wanna know what’s big? (Pause)
My house you weirdo!

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5. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.

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6. (Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like

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7. I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

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8. Your lips look so lonely…would they like to meet mine?

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9. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

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10. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

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11. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

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12. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

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13. You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

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14. I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

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15. Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.

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16. You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…Want to help prove him wrong?

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17. You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

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18. You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves...

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19. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

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20. What time do you have to be back in heaven?

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21. When God made you, he was showing off.

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22. There is something wrong with my cellphone.
[What?]
It doesn't have your number in it.
[*Slowly Claps*]