Welcome to the Muesum of Lem

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This is my journal. Please do not read

(No seriously, you can read it. I'm just pretending that we're in an actual muesum. Lololol)


     1. I have too many nicknames to count. Here's some.
  Daddy, Ian, Lem, Turtle, Yuki and Sachi and Jules.

   2. My eye color is unique.
  I have grey blue surrounding it, in the inside is brown, crocodile green, and honey.  Hazel, I guess?
   Here is a picture.
   I call them crocodile eyes because they look like it.

  They appear to change colours depending on the light and shade

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  They appear to change colours depending on the light and shade.
 
Off to the next one of Lem's life! Number three!

   Here's a beautiful shade of her hair! 

   She was once a redhead beauty, she had such unique red hair

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   She was once a redhead beauty, she had such unique red hair.
It's a shame she dyed it to an ombre ocean colour.
   Will we ever see it again?
You can only hope so since redheads are on the verge of extinction.
   Let us pray to Danzo-sama, Jashin-sama and Jiraiya-sama, that her hair may return.

 
      There's a lot of facts about her, but check this one out.

      "Whenever I watch a movie or a show or read a book, I act like the character automatically-"

   Let's read the rest shall we?

   "When I act like that character, for example. Let's choose Aang from ATLA. I felt the weight of the world on my shoulders and I hated it. Just like I hate my name. Alexis. It means defender of mankind. I just greatly dislike it. For no reason."

    And there we have it.
  Next!

Move along people, we don't have ALLLL day!

Number five.
 
   She loves blue a lot. She likes Dark Navy blue with gold.
  She also like Blood red and sunset orange
   Okay, we get it.  She likes all colors, but her primary one is Teal, turquoise, navy blue, blood red and gold.
    Mostly blue

Head to the next section!

Number Six!

   PEOPLE, PEOPLE!! PLEASE KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE GLASS CASE, PLEASE!!
*big sigh*

  As I was saying, her favorite place?
  She didn't have one.
At all.
   Her favorite place is the darkness.
You'll know why.  Let's read another page of her journal.

    "I like the darkness. The abyss of it all.  No one to talk to. I liked it because I didn't want to hurt people and I didn't want people to hurt me.  I didn't want to get attached to them. The empty abyss is my favorite place. I can't see myself, but I can feel myself. It's a good thing because I don't want to look at myself, even myself doesn't want to look at myself."

  There we have it, a depressing wholesome paragraph about her favorite place.
  Oh, now. *hands tissues to the customers.*
   Those tissues cost $20. Money please.
    *angry protests of the humans*

   WELL, ITS YOUR FAULT FOR CUTTING DOWN THE TREES.  THAT'S WHY THEY ARE EXPENSIVE!

    *......*

    On to the next tour... -_-

  Number seven.
  She loves anime characters and dogs.
She has a lot of celebrites she likes.
It's a waste of time naming them.
  Just remember the fandom one,  such as Sherlock and Doctor Who.

   On to number 8!

This one is simple.
  She loves wolves.
  Big large ones.  Large as the ones from Princess Mononoke and Twilight.
  She loves dragons and horses too, but we all know that she would prefer a wolf.

  Number nine is next.
  She does not have a favorite song.
She loves them all.
  If she had to, really had to. She would choose Magical Mirror by Len and Rin or If Everyone cared by Nickelback.

  At last, the last list.
Number 10!

   She doesn't like to have a favorite.
Honestly, she doesn't.
She just loves books
More importantly, this Wattpad is her favorite. So let's call it a book because Wattpad is our absolute favorite.

   Now please,  settle down.
I'm going to tag some people.
   Then you're all leaving.
 
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I'm not taking 20
I refuse, it is such a simple waste of time.
Bye, bye.
Leave.
The muesum of Lem is closed.
  DID YOU NOT HEAR ME?!

MUST I REPEAT MYSELF TO A BUNCH OF FOOLS?!

   *shoves the humans out the door and locks it, showing a sign that said 'Sorry. We Are Closed!'"

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