𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 ➵ SEBASTIAN STAN [2]

10. groupchat

You People Are So Petty

cooler roomie
Does any of you know a decent hotel in NY that could possibly still have a room for this week-end?

king robert 👑
Yeah good luck with that Bunny

capsicle
Who's going to NY for the week-end?

big bad spider
^^^

cooler roomie
Me.
I'm going to NY for the week-end.

legolas
How comes, munchkin?

cooler roomie
Gill wants to see me.
Idk.

anthony
Who's Gill?

capsicle
Her agent.
BUT WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING ON TELLING ME?

cooler roomie
Right now?
She literally just texted me and I'm going crazy looking for a hotel room.

not so dead guy
Hello?
I live in NY!

cooler roomie
RIGHT!
Can you help me find a hotel room somewhere?

not so dead guy
You can stay at my place, dummy!
No need to find a hotel room!

cooler roomie
Can I?
Really?
You'd literally save my life!

science bro
Did he really just call her dummy?

not so dead guy
Sure!
I've stayed at your place so many times I lost count! It was about time I returned the favor!
And yes, I called her dummy

cooler roomie
THANKS THANKS THANKS!

capsicle
How long are you staying there? ☹️

cooler roomie
I leave on Friday and I'll be back on Sunday.
Is that okay with you Sebastian?

not so dead guy
Sure!
I have a radio interview on Saturday night, but you can just stay home or come along.

king robert 👑
Why don't you visit your old man in LA, instead?

cooler roomie
I'm not visiting Sebastian, I'm going there for work?!

big bad spider
But I bet if she could choose who to visit between you and Seb, she'd still pick him, Rob.

cooler roomie
Well at least he doesn't throw cookies  or bread crumbles at me every time we're in a room together.

legolas
I don't want to be the party wrecker here, but you guys know E! is going to write tons and tons of bullshit about this, right?

cooler roomie
They write tons and tons of bullshit no matter what I do.
Plus, I already texted Peter to tell him and he knows Sebastian and I are just friends.

not so dead guy
Yeah...
What she said

big bad spider
Mmh

cooler roomie
What?

big bad spider
Oh no, nothing
I was just thinking about what Jeremy said

cooler roomie
That's fine, we've already been through this. They're always gonna make a fuss about everything and there's not much we can do about it.

not so dead guy
Last year she didn't talk to me for six months because of E! before realizing that, please don't make her panic

cooler roomie
I won't shut you out again bc of this, you know that.

science bro
You really didn't talk to him for six months?

not so dead guy
She didn't answer my calls, didn't return my texts and disappeared every time I was in Atlanta

helLO KItty
Rude Bunny

legolas
^^^

cooler roomie
I freaked out okay?
They attacked me non stop saying that I wanted to get in between him and Mia and calling me a bitch.
It was not nice. At all.

hammer dude
E! is the worst

capsicle
How comes I didn't know about this?

cooler roomie
You'd have tried and talked me through it when what I actually needed was time.

anthony
I'm just the new guy here, but help me understand this
Was there something between you and Sebastian?

not so dead guy
wha... NO!
Nothing. Ever.

cooler roomie
Well no.
But he did try to kiss me once.

capsicle
WHAT

big bad spider
^^^

legolas
^^^^^

hammer dude
^

heLO KItty
^

science bro
^^

british lady
^

king robert 👑
YOU TRIED TO KISS MY DAUGHTER?

not so dead guy
NO I DIDNT

cooler roomie
Yes you did 😂
But you were so drunk I'm not surprised you don't remember.

capsicle
You said "tried"
Meaning he didn't actually kiss you
What happened?
And know for sure that we're gonna talk about this as soon as you're home
I can't believe you didn't tell me any of this!

cooler roomie
There wasn't much to say tbh.
He leaned in and then turned to the side and puked.
On my cow rug.
End of the story.

big bad spider
OMG HES THE ONE WHO PUKED ON THE COW RUG
I THOUGHT IT WAS CHRIS

capsicle
I told it was not me!

big bad spider
I thought you were lying!

legolas
Where did Sebastian go?

hammer dude
He's probably dying of embarrassment rn 😂