Sky: What word

Sky: Dild-

Zaza and Shin: SHAHSHUSHSHSHSJAHAHAHAHSHAJAJ

Everyone: Oh ok

Coco: Oh shet

Coco: Where's Foxy?

Everyone: .....

Everyone: Shit

Meanwhileee

In a magical island where humans and unicorns get along...

Foxy: NEEIGGHHH

Foxy: *gallops around with unicorns*

Unicorn A: I LOAF YOU

Unicorn B: I BREAD YOU

Unicorn B: I WOULD GALLOP ACROSS THE UNIVERSE JUST TO HUG YOU

Unicorn A: SEM

Unicorn A: I WOULD HUG FAIRY DUST FIRST THOUGH

Unicorn A: CAUSE ITS FAIRY DUST

Unicorn B: LOLOLOL SAMEE

Unicorns A and B: WE SHOULD GET MARRIED WE ARE SUCH GUD FRIENDS

Unicorns A and B: *kisses in the sunset*

Foxy: *forever alone*

Back to reality

Zaza: HIDE THE KIDS WE HAVE A DRUNKIE ON THE LOOSE

Ash: We can't even see him

Shin: WHO CARES HE MIGHT BE INVISIBLE

Zaza and Shin: *looks around like 'Holy shit, he's there'*

Kaseem: *on a tree doing nothing*

Bill: Okokokok

Bill: What the fuck just happened?

Zaza: I'VE TRACK HIM

Zaza: HE'S IN UNICORN ISLAND

Celestabelleleabethabelle: NEIGH

Celestabelleleabethabelle: MY KINGDOM

Coco: WHY ARENT YOU DEAD YET

Sky: So we have to take a trip to unircorn island?

Coco and Miwa: GASSSPPOPPKSSNNANSNS

Coco and Miwa: DID YOU JUST

Coco and Miwa: SUPERWOMAN REFERANCEVENENSNEBFKSJDKSJ

Coco and Miwa: *screeches*

Everyone else: *slowly backs away*

Shin: Okay so..

Shin: How do we get to this 'Unicorn Island'?

Zaza: .....

Zaza: Apparently the banana is a portal..

Everyone: *Looks at Freddy*

Coco: Dude

Coco: Please dont tell me you stuck the banana up you're butt

Freddy: Nah it's still there

Everyone: PRAISE THE LORD

Zaza: Okokokok

Sky: Calm down

Zaza: Ok.. So you have to eat the banana  suggestively to open the portal

Everyone: What the fuck

Zaza: IDK ITS WEIRD

Coco: OK

Coco: EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SCARRED

Miwa: Bill wouldnt be scarred

Coco: SHUT UP

Coco: YALL GO HIDE IN THE TOILET OR SOMETHING

Everyone: ...

Everyone: *locks themselves in the prison*

Coco: *fails to eat the banana suggestively*

Portal: ...

Portal: Good enough

Portal: *opens anyway*

Coco: YAS OKAY

Coco: GUYS CMON

Coco: *tries to enter the portal like a normal person bit tripped and face plants into the portal*

Everyone: ..

Everyone: Okaaayy

Everyone: *tries to enter the portal without it becomming a cringe compilation*

Everyone: *fails*

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