Johnston's unordinary gayday

Day 1

There was a man, his name was Johnston. He was kinda spiderman, so he decided to go, live in the big world. Then his mom came into his room and slapped him across the face - 'No you nigga' and Johnston cried, tears of salty water. he was like 'why mom, why you gotta ruin my dreams. Damnit?' she did not reply. Fast forwaring, Johnston left his old life behind himself. He was such a proud gay nigger. He searched for a new Job. Because obviously life's hard in the big cities. ya know fam? He went into the Krusty Crab and asked for a Job. Damn, he was happy, damn. He reached something in his goddamn useless life. But soon he has come to realise that its no fun. Not at all. Waking up in the morning. Working your ass off till midnight, till you drop dead. One day Mr. Crabs entered the room, Johnston was in looking deeply into his eyes saying - 'Wtf u goddamn nigger, watahel ar u doing nigg?' Johnston stood up crossed the room and yelled at the crab - 'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!' Johnstons mom had to fight mr crabs to defeat Johnston's pride in a call of duty 1 on 1. Damn shit was rough, niggerhoes  flying all over the place, explosions after explosions, earthquakes. But in the end, Johnstons mom unfortunately lost. She died because of the gayness spreading out of the crabs pores. Now Johnston was the crabbies hoe/slave he was molested by that crabby red, rotten cock. Until one day, the crab died from a heart disease. Now there was nothing Johnston had anymore. No hoes, no family no hoes, no hoes. So he decided that it was time to go back to his old home. He rided his bike peacefully to his old home,to his sugardaddy. when suddenly a nigerian black terrorist guy came to Johnston pointing with a watergun at his head saying-'Gimme ur munne n hoes u useless nigg.' Johnston got angry because he has no mune n hoes. Then all of the sudden a policehelicopter came and crashed The nigerian black, good looking man with a waterpistol and the broke, broken Johnston guy, like u cant believe it volcanos all over the place explosions. Erosions. Damn nigger be squealing for help like a woman in an entrapped house. CNN said the 2 men died in an helicopter-bike-waterguns crash.