Darkhumour Stories

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Running With Scissors by Sam_le_fou
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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When...
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Reds' Mafia Leader ✔ by pearl_love_27
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Reds' Mafia Leader ✔by Perla G
× Book One Of The Red Mafia Series × "I don't understand how you could do that to me. I trusted you." I whimpered. "That's your fault." "I hate...
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Kitty cats and the color pink: OHSHC  by ZoloWrites
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Kitty cats and the color pink: OHS...by Rice ball 🍙
For the past few years, Hiromi Fujioka has been in the hospital, recovering from a bad accident. But now she's finally free again. The first thing she did when she got d...
Under Lorena's Control (COMPLETE) by Dreamy627
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Under Lorena's Control (COMPLETE)by Dreamy627
Lorena Vile's last name is an understatement. She is wanted by the most powerful empire on the planet. Everyone knows her real name but she's too clever for any arrest a...
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Embarrassing Nights by Niharfiction1
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Embarrassing Nightsby Nihar
Only for adult readers.
𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓,Robin Arellano  by blackphoneluvr
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𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓,Robin Arellano by ☾☼
𝐁𝐀𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓*ೃ༄ ❝𝐈 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐞, 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛 𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡�...
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Amy was right.. °•_Angel dust X Fem! reader_•° by Lily-Face
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Amy was right.. °•_Angel dust X Fe...by Lily-Face
Y/n gets an unexpected visitor from hell, looks like he'll be staying a while... . . . . . [CONTAINS CUSSING. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK] Don't take this too seriously lol [S...
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When My Shift Ends | ✓ by iwearheelys
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When My Shift Ends | ✓by brit
When former beauty pageant queen, Ellie Wilde, hears of her grandmother's sickness, she's the first to offer to drive her to her chemotherapy. What she didn't know she w...
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Kingdom Of Stone (COMPLETE) by Dreamy627
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Kingdom Of Stone (COMPLETE)by Dreamy627
TOXIC RELATIONSHIP THAT THE FL ACCEPTS⚠️ Nadine Kingsley is next in line for the throne, she's had secret admirers since she was about 16 and her heart slightly holds th...
'Best Friends'  by unlikebinxx
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'Best Friends' by Jazz (she/her)
They started off as friends, then went to friends with benefits, and now feelings are in the mix.
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Meghan and Kara by babychanged
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Meghan and Karaby babychanged
9 year old Kara is tired of being harshly disciplined for her occasional wetting accidents but she has a new weapon to battle against those who would diaper her. She ha...
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Apex Predator by Darkpetal16
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Apex Predatorby Leah
In which Konoha's beloved jinchūriki finds herself in an odd new world with only Kurama by her side. He insists bijū bombs are the only way to fix this issue. OP charact...
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Rise of the Overlord (Overlord Male Reader x Fantasy crossover) by sambamhaw
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Rise of the Overlord (Overlord Mal...by sambamhaw
This is a the tale of Y/N L/N, the Fourth Overlord. He was treated horribly at Nordberg because of his evil magic, and just when he left to have a second life of happine...
Don't Wanna Be Another Sad Story (Montgomery Gator X Reader) by Cassalynn
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Don't Wanna Be Another Sad Story (...by Cassalynn
Waiting for her inevitable demise from the incurable sickness she was cursed with, yn just carries on through the motions of her existence. She's ready to die and has de...
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WALKING DISASTERS by destacia
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WALKING DISASTERSby 💟 sabrina prestes 💟
Four years ago, Charlie Reyes and Jonah Cavalcanti promised to die together. Four years ago, they promised to jump. He did; she hesitated, and she watched him fall to hi...
❝𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇❞ by theonewhowrote1122
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❝𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇❞by 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒈𝒖𝒏
❝𝘛𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦, 𝘏𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴-❞ 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖼𝗅𝗎𝗍𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗆𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝖾𝗋. ❝-𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰...
Species Unknown [Book 2: Pisces) by fantasynote
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Species Unknown [Book 2: Pisces)by Anna
The hand that gripped the edge of the pool was definitely not human. The pale fingers were unnaturally long, conjoined with a thin webbing that led to sharp claws. My h...
Bunny Boy | Tamaki Suoh by Neptune_8
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Bunny Boy | Tamaki Suohby Meraki ♡
You think he's cute? Wait until he starts talking, then decide if you really think he's cute.
Suicide Buddies by anasianamateur
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Suicide Buddiesby gemma young
"My mother once told me there are three, and only three, truly defining moments in your life. One: When you don't know. Two: When you realize you don't know. Three:...
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CRK Incorrect quotes [CLOSE TO COMPLETE (I'm Cleaning)] by themoonsang
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CRK Incorrect quotes [CLOSE TO COM...by whoo
Cookie run kingdom Incorrect quotes! WARNINGS!! -Cursings That's all. And Ships that you might not like Note!! -Cookie Run Characters are not mine they are from Devsis...
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