The Guardians of light and the holy grail- part one - the search for Knights
Wik Fauna and Sarah
Enjoy
*galloping horse noises*
Ven: *pretending to ride a horse*
Moogle: *following behind him and banging two halves of a coconut to take the sound of horse hooves.*
*arrive at castle*
Ven: hello there!
*suddenly Fauna*
Fauna: what, don't have a horse?
Ven: .... Yes I do.
Fauna: no you don't, you have someone following you with two halves of a coconut!
Ven: this is Moogle.
Moogle: hello!
Fauna: where'd you get the coconut?
Ven:.... Found it.
Fauna: a coconut in Europe?
Ven: well it could have found its way here.
Fauna: .... Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Ven: swallows migrate each year in order to survive winter, so a swallow probably brought it.
Fauna: a swallow?! No way a swallow could have brought a coconut!
Ven: well maybe if it held it by the skin...
Fauna: it doesn't matter where it holds it! It's the fact that a five once swallow couldn't carry a two pound coconut all the way here!
Ven: maybe it was an African swallow!
Fauna: maybe...
Sarah: well African swallows are non migratory
Fauna: oh yeah.
Sarah: well maybe two carried it
Fauna: really.
Sarah: yes, really .
Fauna: no.
Sarah: yes.
Ven: .... Could you tell your master that King (or princess) Ventus is on a quest and needs knights to join his table at Camelot.
Fauna: why would two swallows carry one coconut all that way
Sarah: it's just a possibility
Fauna: probably not
Sarah: maybe they did
Ven:... *gallops away*
Moogle: *follows him*
Fauna: they probably didn't, because the air velocity needed for a laden European swallow to keep in the air is 43 wing flaps per second
Sarah: but what if it's an African swallow
Fauna: we already said this, it's a European swallow- wait where did the guy go
Sarah: I don't know.
Will they find any Knights?
Tune in next time on the holy grail
