Decades

0.1

"Hi, my name is Micheal."

"And I don't care."

"Wait! Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?"

"Sorry. All my dinners are booked for the next 10 years by my lesbian lover."

"Can I make a reservation for ten years from tonight?"

"Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night."

"Well, getting your number would certainly do the trick."

"Fine."

"...Great, I'll make sure to call you in 10 years."

"Kay."

"Before you go, can I at least get your name?"

"It's Naomi."

"Okay Naomi. I hope to see you again within the next decade."

"I don't... sucker."