How I Met Your Mother [Harry Potter Version] - Season 1

Destiny [3]

'Kids if at that time your uncle Ron would have seen her sister looking from the window the night would probably not have gone as it went.. and a lot of things might have gone different. But at that moment, your Uncle Blaise and Uncle Ron were having an argument.. Fate is mysterious.. but it intertwines destiny in the right places..'

[Neville's Mercedes]
Hermione left the car to get some fresh air.
'You hate olives huh, Weasley?'

'Yeah. I hate them.'
'You hate them. Hermione loves them.'
'Yeah, I hate olives.'

'Two weeks ago, Spanish bar on 79th Street. Dish of olives.
You had some.What up?'

'Fine. You got me.' Ron sighed. '

'So after all that crazy voldemort business.. me and Hermione started dating. We went out to this muggle restaurant. I ordered a Greek salad. Hermione asked if she could have my olives. I said, 'Sure, I hate olives.' '

'But you like olives.'

'Well, I was 18, okay? I was a virgin. Waiting my whole life for a girl to want my olives.'

'Weren't you banging that lava girl in fifth.. or was it sixth .. it was definitely sixth year. Yeah?'

'I was dating lavender, if that's who you mean. And dating doesn't mean banging.'