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I'm Finhan, I'm a pirate, and I do piratey things! I hunt for treasure, I fight other pirates, and I look badass while doing it! We find an island that gots some treasure on it, and we headed there right no-

*CRASH*

OI, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THA?!

"Cap'n! We been hit! Other pirates!"

BLOW THEIR BALLS OFF, NOT IN THE SEXUAL WAY!

"AYE CAP'N!"

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