Peter Parker/Spider-Man Drabbles

Pick a Number

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Pick a few numbers and leave them in a comment below. If you want to be a character, then add your name and a short description of yourself.

1. "The skirt is supposed to be this short." 

2. "How long have you been standing there?" 

3. "I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid."

4. "Who gave you that black eye?" 

5. "You haven't even touched your food. What's going on?" 

6. "I just like proving you wrong."

7. "Everyone keeps telling me you're the bad guy."

8. "Forget it. You fucking suck."

9. "Quit it or I'll bite."

10. "If you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! You're on the couch for a month!!"

11. "If I die, I'm going to haunt your ass."

12. "I'm pregnant."

13. "Looks like we're gonna be stuck here for a while."

14. "Take. It. Off."

15. "Well, you're coming home with me whether you like it or not."

16. "I'll kick his ass if you want me to."

17. "Stop it! It tickles!"

18. "It's okay to cry..."

19. "And that's how you ruin a life. Congratulations."

20. "D..did you just make that noise?"

21. "He's a bad kisser."

22. "You can scream if you want."

23. "I didn't know we were keeping track."

24. "We're playing checkers. If you don't like it, leave."

25. "One of them's missing."

26. "Save some for me."

27. "Oh, fuck off."

28. "You're still mad?"

29. "Come over here and make me."

30. "You better watch yourself."

31. "Eat your lunch and you wouldn't be hungry."

32. "Why did we have to have kids?"

33. "Call on Line 1"

34. "He creeped me out. I'm not gonna lie."

35. "I'm done! You can fix it!"

36. "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

37. "Where did he go?"

38. "You leave whenever you feel like it."

39. "I forgot I was a single parent."

40. "Don't apologize if you don't mean it."

41. "You're going out dressed like that?"

42. "For the hundredth time, I'm not your babysitter."

43. "Frost the damn cupcakes."

44. "Well that's the second biggest news I've heard all day."