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notification #50

philip😎 is typing...

from philip😎

philip😎- excuse me? am i hearing this wrong or what

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dan🖤🙏 is typing...

dan🖤🙏- umm no

philip😎- you can't just say someone died! honestly that's none of my business and no one likes that bitch like srsly

philip😎- that's not meeting Phil Lester expectations!

dan🖤🙏- I'm sorry ! It was all over the news and i was shocked because I had feelings for that female dog

philip😎- so u caught std?

dan🖤🙏- shut up i didn't even sleep with that woman

dan🖤🙏- i can name many women i slept with and she's off the list

philip😎- so none? thought you like it up the ass if you know what i mean 😉

dan🖤🙏- phil wtf 🤢 we're not talking about my sex life even though i'm straight! that was a mistake and you know it

philip😎- fine same with me tho.

philip😎- Changing the subject, that women tried to make me sleep with her and she kissed me!

dan🖤🙏- okay i don't give a fuck, she's dead

philip😎- we should pay our respects then

dan🖤🙏- rip

philip😎- hahaahh just got a snap from this psycho girl

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dan🖤🙏- whatd it say

philip😎- want2 cum ovr 2nite :))

dan🖤🙏- i demand a screenshot

philip😎-

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dan🖤🙏- WHAT DID U SAY

philip😎- yes?

dan🖤🙏- good luck getting some genital herpes

philip😎- fuck you

philip😎- fuck you very very muchhhh🖕

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you guys might be wondering...

"hey, why the fuck are there typos?!?!"

it's because regular people like me make typos and it makes the story more realistic-ish

like it was realistic in the first place

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