*crowd claps*
Maury: Welcome to the Maury show! Today we have Voldemort on our show with his 3 month old daughter, Emma.
Voldemort knows for a fact that Shrek or Ronald McDonald is the father of Emma. Let's see the video.
*video starts*
My name is Voldemort. I gave birth to my precious daughter Emma 3 months ago.
I know for a FACT Shrek or Ronald is the father. Ain't no one gonna tell me different.
I know who been up in me and who ain't. Like last week just had some sweet old Chuck E Cheese.
They both deny even knowing me, but pornhub says different.
My baby will be Shreks or Ronald's. I just know it.
*video ends*
Maury: Well lets invite Voldemort out here. Come on out volde
*crowd claps*
Voldemort: don't call me Volde I'm here for some money let's go call out the two scums call them out let's goooo.
Maury: let's talk first, how did this happen?
Voldemort: well, for Shrek, we met at a party. The Teletubbies were hosting it. So we in this weird grass hill house and a vacuum comes up and steals my cookie and I chase after it and there behind me is, Shrek. Vacuum stole his cookie as well. So then we talked and then we, you know, sinned😏 and he flew out the window 🙃
As for Ronald, I wanted a free big mac cause I ain't paying no dollar, you think I'm made of McDonalds money? 😒😙
Maury: so you all had beautiful chemistry, what went wrong? Why do they deny the baby
Voldemort: well Shrek already got tons of babies all im gonna say☕️,
And Ronald McDonald gotta wifey☕️
Maury: were gonna call out Shrek in just a moment for his side of the story. But here's your commercial break:
NEXT PART COMING AFTER THE COMMERICIAL! HOW YOU LIKING THE STORY SO FAR?
WHO YOU THINK THE FATHER IS?
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Ronald McDonald vs Shrek: The Maury Show
FanfictionWho is the father? Voldemort gets pregnant and is unsure whether Ronald McDonald or Shrek is the father. Months later he has the baby! Now it is time for the DNA tests to prove who is the father. Who do you think it will be???
