NIGHT CHANGES [ DISCONTINUED ]

TWO

THE ONE WHERE THEY ALL HAVE FLAWS

"How did it go?" Heather asks Phoebe as she walks into the coffeehouse.

"Not so good. He walked me to the subway and said we should do this again." Phoebe sighs. Everyone groans knowing code for 'we should do this again'.

"What, that's good right?" Rachel asks as she pours Phoebe a cup of coffee. She had gotten a job at the coffeehouse, even though she is a terrible waitress.

"No. Loosely translated means, you will never see me naked." Monica explains.

"Since when?" Rachel asks.

"Since always. It's like dating language. You know, like, it's not you, means it is you." They all take turns saying different terms that don't actually mean what you think.

"And everybody knows this?"

"Cushions the blow."

"Like when you're a kid and your parents put your dog to sleep and they tell you they sent him off to go live on some farm." Heather says to Rachel.

"That's funny. No, because uh our parents actually did send our dog up to live on some farm." Ross says and Heather chuckles under her breath so Ross wouldn't hear it.

"Uh... Ross?" Monica tries to give him the hint that Chi Chi wasn't sent to live on a farm.

"What, hello? The Milners farm in Connecticut? The Milners, they had this unbelievable farm. They had horses and rabbits that he could chase and.. oh my god, Chi Chi." Ross cries out, once he realizes Chi Chi was not at the Milners farm.

After Ross had that terrible realization, Phoebe had left to go do whatever she had to do and Rachel was back behind the counter, listening to Gunther explain how the espresso machine works.

"No, they say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger." Monica says. She was sitting in the recliner, Chandler, Ross, and Heather were on the couch and Joey was sitting on the wooden chair.

"That's ridiculous." Joey says looking at his fingers.

Rachel comes over and hands everyone what she thinks are the correct drinks. They all end up switching when she looks away. Phoebe comes in muttering to herself, so Heather slides over to make room for her.

"It's my bank, I open up my mail and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account." Phoebe sighs.

"Satans minions at work again." Chandler jokes.