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tujhe toh na, tukdo mein kaat kaat kein kaat kaat kein kutto ko khila doongi main: i'm going to cut you into small pieces and feed you to dogs.

kaun: who?

woh ladki, yaar: that girl, man.

tune pechana nahi usko: you didn't recognize her?

ussi ne to tujhpe ungli uthaayi thi. itna kho gaya tha future bhabhi ki aakhon mein: she was the one that pointed at you. were you that lost in my future sister-in-law's eyes?

ghaddha: donkey/ass

kya hain: what is it?

yaar, woh door chali jaa rahi hain: man, she keeps running away.

bhabhi ko ek minute bhi akele nahi chodd sakte: can't leave my future sister-in-law alone for one minute?

arrey tu toh sharma gaya: oh, you're getting all shy!

peecha hi nahi chodta yeh: he just doesn't leave me alone.


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i stood at the water fountain, filling my water bottle up with rahul, after missing the first garba round and getting a lecture from my mom about time-management. please -- i was 16 for god's sake. suddenly, i felt someone slam into me, and my kurta was soaked again.

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