Jesus is a Woman

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: You are a stranger

You: and you are to ^.^

Stranger: regret yourself of your sins, sinner son of satan

Stranger: welcome to netherlands

Stranger: Hasta la vista, baby

You: o-o wanna cookie?

Stranger: yay free cookies with stranger, just what my momma told me to do so

You: OuO yours to?

You: XDD

Stranger: :O

Stranger: WE ARE BROTHERS

Stranger: OMFG

Stranger: we have same momma

Stranger: MY LOST BROTHER, i gotta tell this to uncle phil...

Stranger: oh wait, he passed away a few days ago x.x

You: lmao, thats kinda weird... brothers arnt suppose to not have peepees are they?

Stranger: now im very sad. Thank you for nothing lost brother

You: im a gurl though D: ~noms my cookie~

Stranger: Awww

Stranger: MY COOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEee

You: ~throws you yours~ nuh uh o-o

Stranger: yay

Stranger: i was about to call the "coks"

Stranger: loll

Stranger: that sounded weird xD

You: o-o ~stares at you blankly still nomming cookie~ ~intense stare~ o-O

Stranger: -slowly return to my corner and eat my cookie-

Stranger: nom nom*

You: are they good? o. o

Stranger: kinda, need more choco chips

You: o-o I poisoned them >:D ~evil laugh~

Stranger: :O

Stranger: dies*.... now talking with my ghost

Stranger: gonna haunt you, like now

Stranger: Booo... kie?

You: o-o but it was just sparkle poison! D: ~curls in ball~ D:

You: booo... kie? o-o o...m...g... that was cute :D

Stranger: loooool

You: XD ok ok ok, you just earned brownie points ouo ~gives you life cookie with extra choco chips~ ^.^

Stranger: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Stranger: cookies for life

Stranger: too bad im a fly, only gonna last 24 hours in this world

You: this conversation is the first one ive had all day that seems normal o-o and oh nuuuuu! D: ~gives immortal life~ o-o

Stranger: Yay

Stranger: now im a inmortal fly, teasing over pples food FOREVER

You: muhahahahaha! >:D

Stranger: Am i inmortal against slaps and threatening stuffs for flies too?

You: yes o-o except mine >:D

Stranger: That's unfair -_-

Stranger: but fair enough for me at the same time

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