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The Lung Fic

Patrick Stump was a teacher at HighWeed College. Pete Wentz was one of his students. Pete and Patrick are best friends. One day, Pete stayed in Patrick's classroom to get some help on a math assignment. Pete said "Hey. Patrick. I need help on this math bruh." So Patrick helped him. Then Pete started coughing. Then out came his lung. It flew across the room. Pete started laughing so hard that his spine fell out of his ass. Patrick pushed Pete on to the desk and picked up his spine and looked at it. Patrick had then died while Pete wasn't looking. Pete's ghost then came out of his dead body and said "fUCK mE hUmp mE" so loud that his vocal cords came out. Pete was like "Oh my god that was sexy. Let's have kids." Patrick then was like " Well. Im pregnant." Then snorted and pooped out a baby. Patrick caught the baby and said " Patrick Jr." Then Patrick said "No. That's gay. Let's name it Faggotry" Pete said it was a perfect name and they lived happily ever after as a family and never lost any more body parts.

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