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The Dolphin Fic

One day CrankThatFrank was having an existential crisis so he went down to the docks. It was his favorite place to go everytime something went wrong, after all, he liked to stare out at the vast ocean of milk. It was relaxing to him. So this day that he was having this existential crisis, he heard a voice behind him say "Hello there Frank" He turned around to see a man with a very... Abnormally large forehead. "Don't you remember me?" Forehead man said.  Frank responded and said that he doesn't remember Forehead man but has seen him somewhere.
"Well..." Forehead man said "I am Brendon Urie and. I have come to make you emo again" *lightning strikes and Satan laughs*
Frank was lifted in the air by some unknown force and then his hair became shaggy and dark, his gray sweater changed into a MCR shirt, his jeans became suffocatingly tight, and his shoes became tattered and drawn on. He became emo. Brendon Urie ripped his shirt off like the Hulk and leaped into the milk. Frank saw a dolphin head stick up outside of the liquid. "Brendon, what the fuck?" Frank said as he jumped onto the dolphin mans back. Brendon sped through the milk and jumped in the air causing Frank to see "Ryden" off in the distance. Frank scooped some of the milk in his hand and drank it "bleck tastes like ass"  Just then, he saw Patrick Stump and his fedora swimming around. Brendon sped off to catch up to Patrick Stump.  Frank was oh so very happy that he saw Patrick Stump so her scooted closer to get a better look at him. Frank was sitting on Brendons blow-hole so it made Brendon tickle causing him to blow a bunch of milk out of his blow hole, making Frank fly into the air. Patrick climbed on top of Brendons back, trying to catch Frank when he fell but he accidently threw his fedora instead. Soon enough, Frank and the Fedora wound up flying above the city, causing the Phandom to be quiet for a second and watch a beautiful display. Frank woke up on the dock and sat up to see clear blue water and everything normal. April 20th was now his favorite day. (Not March 22nd)

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