Cerberus

Breathing fire

Tomko's POV

After Igneel gave me back control, he kept snickering. I wonder why? Something about Cerberus having a large friend? What's that supposed to mean? I mean all his friends are big. Their freaking werewolves!

Igneel snickered more. 'That's not what I meant.'

I rolled my eyes at him. 'Then what did you mean?'

'I gave him a boner.'

I felt heat rush into my cheeks. My was red, bright red. 'Perverted dragon...'

'He's too young for me, I'm over two thousand years old. So calm your human tits, I'm not gonna steal him.'

'Great... A perv and a pedo. That's allllllllll I needed in my life. Yep. A pervy pedo dragon! Enthusiasm!' Note the sarcasm. I sighed deeply and shook my head.

'Hey! I'm not-' I cut him off by blocking the connection.

I took a deep breath and stood up. I clutch my head, it still hurts from running into the tree and uh oh yeah... A PERVERTED PEDOPHILE DRAGON LIVING IN IT! I sighed deeper than usual and small flames came out of my mouth.

My face pale and I screamed. I started hyperventilating. 'THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!'

'Calm your human tits! You are now a dragon! You can breathe fire and grow wings and shift and shit.'

'FIRE!? AND IF I'M A DRAGON NOW WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME HUMAN?!'

'Because you are human. We share a body. A HUMAN body. I am a dragon. WE are one. Together WE are a dragon, apart YOU are a lowly human.'

'Ok ok! wait... I AM NOT A LOWLY HUMAN! I am a VERY self respecting human!'

'Whatever. Let's go find Cerberus and his Large friend.'

'PERV!' I cut off the connection and walked around. "Cerberus? Where are you?"

About ten minutes of searching later, I ended up in his room. I sat on the bed. "I'm sure he's around here somewhere..."

Next thing I knew, Cerberus was walking out in only a towel. I blushed deeply. I looked his body up and down. An eight pack dripping wet, a rock hard chest with bulging muscles. I just wanted go over and lick the water o- NO! Bad tomoko!

I covered my face. Damn this pervy pedo dragon! He is inffecting me with his pervy ways!

'No I'm not. It's the mate bond.'

'Shut your pervy ped-' I was interupted by Cerberus snickering.

"I take it that you like my body? Do you finally want it? I'll give it to you if you beg."

I blush deeper, if that's possible. He chuckles and shivers are sent down my spine, goose bumps appearing where the shivers are. "N-No! My pervy pedo dragon made me look at you!" I lied.

He growled. "I don't think so. Your eyes were blue, not red."

DAMN YOU PERVY PEDO WITH RED EYES! "U-Uh..." I stutter. "GOOD BYE!" I screamed and ran out his room, slaming the door.