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I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mms pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

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