Hiiiii,
This is my Bitch rant book or short story or whatever you wanna call it. Here i will be posting my opinions and ranting about topics like a true bitch :)
P.S. Some of the things in this book may be offensive to some people, just to let ya k...
school. is. another. word. for. a. torture. chamber.
But here are my detailed reasons why.
1) School food sucks.
Like seriously, if i wanted to eat trash, i would.
Its like they're trying to murder us, what did we ever do to you besides start food fights with your disgusting meat loafs and corn soup. Is it that hard to make a decent mac and cheese? Its like we're asking them to shit gold, smh.
2) The teachers hate you...for absolutely no reason.
*reads the worksheet*
Teacher: SHANIQUA STOP DAYDREAMING!
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Like seriously stop picking on me, its not my fault you picked this job. I especially dislike those teachers who give me a shitty ass grade cuz they don't like me. Like come on! YOU CANT DENY I AM POSSIBLY THE FUTURE PRESIDENT HOE!
#Shaniqua2020
(shaniqua isn't my real name btw, i just like how it sounds.)
But sometimes its funny to see how annoyed teachers get lolol. We all have that one boi in our class who makes it his point to annoy the hell out of the teacher.
3) Homework is a queen bitch.
Do you expect me to handle my school life, personal life, freetime, tuitions, netflix time, online shopping time, parties, my mom, and homework all at the same time? Do you know how hard that is for a procrastinator like me? I can't do this man, i aint the almighty loaf.
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4) Subjects are pointless.
Sex Ed?
Yea we get it, you fuck a girl, you get her pregnant, you screwed, she already screwed, that kid of urs screwed, and your parents mad af.
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