Act I.
Scene 1. A counting house. Enter Ebeneezer Scrooge and Bob Cratchit.
Scrooge:
If one time more that shovel you should grasp
Expecting to extract a lump of coal,
Your permanent dismissal shall result.
Cratchit:
Yes, Mr. Scrooge.
Scrooge:
And now return to that for which you're paid.
Enter Fred, Nephew of Scrooge.
Fred:
A Merry Christmas to you, Uncle Scrooge.
Scrooge:
To that I say bah humbug, nephew Fred.
Fred:
You cannot be sincere in such a thought.
Scrooge:
What right have you to be so merry now,
As destitute as you have always been?
Fred:
By that, what right have you to be morose?
King Solomon would envy thee your purse.
Scrooge:
Bah, humbug.
Fred:
Prithee don't be cross today.
Scrooge:
How can my humors set another way
When prating fools like you bestrew the globe?
Aroint a Merry Christmas. Out I say!
For 'tis a time to find one's self in debt,
And one year closer to oblivion.
If I could work my will, the idiot
Who walks about with "Christmas" on his lips
Would in a figgy pudding boiled be,
And thence interred with holly through his heart.
Keep then, Christmas in your private manner,
Affording me the selfsame luxury.
Fred:
You do not keep the holiday at all.
Scrooge:
Allow me then to turn my back on it.
Behold what little good it does for thee.
Fred:
If one may set aside the origins
Of this most sacred day of all the year,
Rejoicing in its other noble traits,
I find the closed-up hearts of every man
Thrown open to the world at Christmastime.
A fraction of the year wherein mankind
Proceeds in one consent to follow He
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