I Hit! CBS X Hunter! Reader

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Your POV


"Steady...steady..." You murmur under your breath holding the bow steadily at the deer heart. This will be the best one you got this year! .....Silence..... You were about to release the arrow from your bow until a low grumble behind you makes you jump and release your arrow. Swearing, you turn around to see a man wearing red aviators, and nearly all black clothes as well as a hat and beard behind you.

"What are you doing here?!" You whisper scream. The man just looks down at you. "Noice shot Sheila." His voice was low and gruffly but warm and soft from the Australian accent. "Wha?"

You turn around to see you shot the deer through its head. "Awww!!! I was going to mount that on my wall!!.....I still killed it though." You jump down from you perch in the tree and tag the deers leg, so you don't get arrested for poaching. "Oi personally use a rifle. Also, how are you going to get that entire deer to your...."

he trailed off as you picked up a at least 150 pound deer and lofted it over your shoulder. (68.039 kilograms for those people that use that retarded form of measurement.) "what? Have you not heard of me?" "Ou don't care for bow hunters." You turn around and walk to the man. "Well you better start!! I'm (Y/N) (L/N), the best female hunter in all of teufort!"

You stand proud, still with a dead deer in your arms. "Really? Oi'll have ta learn more about ya." You start  walking back to where you parked your four wheeler and strap the deer to it. "You coming or what?" You say to the man. "Alroight alroight! Oi'm
commin!"

He got on the back and you started driving to your hunting cabin. You carry the deer to your table and begin to skin and gut the deer for its meat so you can eat. (If your a vegan then....you aren't now. Also, fun fact: my kitten just meowed.)

TIME SKIP

You and brutal were sitting on the couch together watching tv. You two talked a bit while eating learning a bit from each other. You get up and go to get your pet owl from your room. CBS doesn't know yet, and you learned he likes owls.

You put on your perch glove and turn to beads your owl

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You put on your perch glove and turn to beads your owl. "Step up." You say pointing to the glove. Beads flys down and perches on your arm. You walk back to the living room. "Free." You command and beads flys off to the couch and perches on the back.

CBS looks amazed. "Oi didn't know ya had an owl!" He is about to pet the owl but stops himself. "Can oi?" You nod at him. He pets beads behind the neck making him close his eyes and hoot in contentment. "You found his sweet spot huh?"

You say as you take off the glove and hand it to him. You sit back down and beads bobs his head at you. "What? You wanna kiss?" You kiss his beak and he lays his head on your shoulder from behind you. CBS blushes a bit but you shrug it off as 'bad lighting'. "How long have ya had him?"

You smile lightly thinking of all the great memories with Beads. "I've had him for 6 years, that's why he is so nice and attached." (Fun fact: horned owls can live up to 13 years.) he looks at you surprised. "I taught Beads some tricks too." You click your tongue and beads hoots. "Good boy."

You reward him with a small chunk of uncooked deer meat. "Hey brutal, if you say kisses, he will-" your cut off by beads following  command and kissing you with his beak. "He will kiss you." Sniper laughs a bit. "Alroight, kisses."

Beads kisses brutals cheek and hoots. " hey beads! Catch!" You lightly throw a peice of deer meat and beads catches it in his talons, then eats it. "Good beads." "Why did you name him beads?" You chuckle and pet beads behind his neck.

"He has such beady eyes, so I called him beads." Brutal nods understanding. "Hey brutal, can you do a trick?" CBS tilts his head in confusion. "Wot kind of trick?" You smile at him.


"Kisses~" brutal blushes crimson, and regained his thoughts only to have them lost when your lips met. The kiss was so soft and loving, until it ended. "Oi....um...oi love ya." "I love you too."




"Oh and Beads too."



That's it! :3 pretty cute huh? Yeah I thought so. Sorry it took so long....this was requested by ShadowNight23 and as always.... SEE YA LATER MY DRAGONS!!!!

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