First few words in bold: Rant Line worker
Normal : Caller, AKA the dickhead
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" Hey-lo. This is Rant Line. Rant all you want. Rant now."
"Can I do you?"
" I'm afraid you can't, sir."
"Oh."
"But if you do need to rant, remember, I'm only one call away."
"That song reference was unneeded."
"As was your first line in this call."
"Touché."
"Well I gotta leave, talk to ya soon, missey."
"One, Missey is a crap name, and two, why are you gonna call again sir?"
"Don't call me sir. It's stupid."
"Sure, sir."
"And you're calling me Sir, I have every right to call you Missey."
"And here I thought you were going to leave."
"..."
CALL ENDED
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Rant Line
Short Story" Hey-lo. This is Rant Line. Rant all you want. Rant now." "Can I do you?" " I'm afraid you can't, sir." "Oh." ~*~ In which a dare changes two 'ordinary' lives into something like Godzilla or the Titanic.
