god's biggest mistake//youtube

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pjthedj: whos me and chris? i only know dan and phil

crabbysticks: literally agreed

dodiethebird: why cant dan and phil happen im so ):

phil.lester: i have a boYfrIenD

danisnotahetero: break up with him

phil.lester: to date you?

danisnotahetero:.. not particulary
danisnotahetero: hes shitty and terrible to you
danisnotahetero: anyone could treat you better

robertsucks: you mean you could treat him better?

phil.lester: robert suck my ass

robertsucks: hah no thanks

connielovesdodie: phil, we're all here for you
connielovesdodie: i dont mean to get sappy or emotional but
connielovesdodie: you obviously deserve better
connielovesdodie: i dont want you to live with that piece of crap

dodiethebird: agreed

phil.lester: ill think about it
phil.lester: if dan and dodie's offer is still up?

danisnotahetero: of course

dodiethebird: ^ we love you phil

phil.lester: i love you guys too

danisnotahetero: ive melTed

dodiethebird: gay ass

danisnotahetero: bi/poly??? ass*
danisnotahetero: unlabeled ass**

dodiethebird: ah you caught me
dodiethebird: bi eraser isnt cool

phil.lester: lmao tell me about it
phil.lester: i wanna come out online but im scared

danisnotahetero: if people care that you like guys
danisnotahetero: they should fuck off anyway

phil.lester: true, true
phil.lester: its not like i havent teased my three-fourths gayness

danisnotahetero: h a h
danisnotahetero: you play innocent but you're a dirty fuck
danisnotahetero: even in videos

phil.lester: whaaat
phil.lester: tell me one time ive done something dirty

danisnotahetero: "what do you do when you wake up in the morning" and yoU RAISED YOUR EYEBROWS SUGGESTIVELY

robertsucks: dont forget that video where he had a hickey on his neck

phil.lester: that wasnt my fault :/

danisnotahetero: but the suggestive eyebrow raising
danisnotahetero: iN A VIDEO YOUR PANTS FELL DOWN AND YOU COULD SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR AND IT WAS HOT
danisnotahetero: in my room
danisnotahetero: because uh
danisnotahetero: my a/c broke

pjthedj: did dan just admit that phils hot

danisnotahetero: um excuse me pj
danisnotahetero: remember when you told me "if i was gay, like a hundred percent gay, i would want phils hands down my pants. he has such nice hands"