*if young Ira met present Ira at a party*
Ira-YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW!
Y.Ira-I AM THE LAW! *chugs liquor, jumps off roof into the pool*
Ira->~<
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Dear...whomever...
Non-FictionNot for the lighthearted, my journal... heh.... Cover made by@Who-Am-I-Really I'll go now.... ;-;
I AM THE LAW
*if young Ira met present Ira at a party*
Ira-YOU'RE BREAKING THE LAW!
Y.Ira-I AM THE LAW! *chugs liquor, jumps off roof into the pool*
Ira->~<