fucking shit this is pure clapbacks
______________'angelboy' started a conversation with 'juststabme' and 'sammy'
angelboy: hey babes guess who just made a mothe r fucki n g dead turkey
juststabme: yess yes please feed me daddy 😭😭💦👅👅😛
sammy: wtf dean i made you soup earlier
juststabme: i want meat
angelboy: really? because last i checked thats what your ex said and look at where we are now
sammy: oh fucking sh i t
juststabme: says the guy who cant even give me some decent meat smh
sammy: OH SHI T
angelboy: says the guy who was begging me to fuck him last night????
sammy: SHIT SHITBSJTHSIIRB
sammy: YOU CANT FUCKING SAY ANYTHING D EAN YOUR D E ADNOW ITS O VE R
juststabme: stfu mr i've died ten times
sammy: and who's the one who brought me back to life????
angelboy: well diddly darn fuck me in the butt this is going down south
angelboy: i just wanted to eat some dead animal around the table and talk about how fucked up deans hairline is :/
sammy: KSBAKABSIWKAKSBDK
juststabme: you cant even fucking eat you soggy waffle
angelboy: i can eat ass and thats something
sammy: IM GOING TO FUCKFUN G KERMIT
angelboy: deans beat you too it
sammy: HNnnGgGggg
juststabme: i give up on this whole conversation im going to watch porn and eat pie jfc
sammy: anime porn*
juststabme: SHUT YOUR F CUK SAM
angelboy: nya nya nya nya
juststabme: fuc king h e ll
YOU ARE READING
destiel oneshots
FanfictionAnother Destiel Oneshot book filled with fluff, smut, sadness, and the occasional chapter that will make you say "what the actual frick?"