Thanksgiving Texts

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fucking shit this is pure clapbacks
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'angelboy' started a conversation with 'juststabme' and 'sammy'

angelboy: hey babes guess who just made a mothe r fucki n g dead turkey

juststabme: yess yes please feed me daddy 😭😭💦👅👅😛

sammy: wtf dean i made you soup earlier

juststabme: i want meat

angelboy: really? because last i checked thats what your ex said and look at where we are now

sammy: oh fucking sh i t

juststabme: says the guy who cant even give me some decent meat smh

sammy: OH SHI T

angelboy: says the guy who was begging me to fuck him last night????

sammy: SHIT SHITBSJTHSIIRB

sammy: YOU CANT FUCKING SAY ANYTHING D EAN YOUR D E ADNOW ITS O VE R

juststabme: stfu mr i've died ten times

sammy: and who's the one who brought me back to life????

angelboy: well diddly darn fuck me in the butt this is going down south

angelboy: i just wanted to eat some dead animal around the table and talk about how fucked up deans hairline is :/

sammy: KSBAKABSIWKAKSBDK

juststabme: you cant even fucking eat you soggy waffle

angelboy: i can eat ass and thats something

sammy: IM GOING TO FUCKFUN G KERMIT

angelboy: deans beat you too it

sammy: HNnnGgGggg

juststabme: i give up on this whole conversation im going to watch porn and eat pie jfc

sammy: anime porn*

juststabme: SHUT YOUR F CUK SAM

angelboy: nya nya nya nya

juststabme: fuc king h e ll

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