(Don't mind the genders, okay?)
Marionette: Vodka Aunt
Red: BBQ Dad
Mangle: Racist Grandma
Balloon Boy: Wine Mom (Like I said, don't mind the genders)
Bonnie: Golf uncle
Springtrap: Gay cousin
Bon Bon: Cigarette Aunt
Vincent: Pervy uncle
Foxy: Immobile Grandpa
Mike: Republican stepdad
Scott: Sports cousin
Jeremy: Strawberry candy grandma