"What happened to you?"
Marionette: "I crashed my bike."
Red: "This idiot forgot to stop for me when I was crossing the road."
Mangle: "I'm here with my friend."
Balloon Boy: "I was cooking soup for my friend, and I spilled it all over me, now I've got third degree burns."
Bonnie: "Someone called me ugly, so I tried to punch them, but I missed and hit a brick wall."
Springtrap: "Um, I work here...?"
Bon Bon: "I had a panic attack."
Vincent: "Someone pushed me down the stairs."
Foxy: "This lady was on her motor scooter, and she was going so slowly, so I told her to hurry up, then she ran over my toe."
Mike: "I was working really late for 5 nights in a row, and got sleep deprivation, then I passed out." (I got this off of the internet and was like "Omg...5 nights, 5 nights at Freddy's...)
Scott: "I was walking my mermaid, then she pushed me down the well and I found myself in Narnia."
Jeremy: "I was concentrating and smashed into the wall, then got a concussion."
