My Therapist (August Alsina)

Family Feud (not the game show)

All the girls:Yayyyyy
MamaSheila: I'll bring some popcorn and snacks up in a minute.

When the girls were out earshot they started talking

Travis:So y'all wanna tell us why ya was doing the nasty in the kitchen
Chandra:and watcha did it on so I can stand clear

August: Well then you might wanna get off the counta and Travis you might wanna get out that chair and don't touch the whip cream eitha
(They used it but I didn't wanna put it, I was being lazy😩😩😩)
Chandra got off the counta quick and Travis jumped out the chair like his life depended on it.

Persia started cracking up cause he sat in the chair she gave me a slurpie in right after (they changed chairs cause august cummed all over the first one and they didn't wanna sit in it)

Persia: Yo-uuuuuhahahahah your sitting in cccc-😂😂😂😂 cum

Travis got his ass up like Usaine Bolt and when he looked at the chair low and behold was cum and on his ass to. We all started cracking up
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Except for Travis of course he just mugged us

PersiaPOV
That shit was to funny 😂 because truth be told the first chair Travis sat in was safe August just like to mess with his brother. Anyway as everybody was talking I looked at my mom and seen she had a skeptical look on her face I wonder why, I went and asked her.

Persia:Momma what's wrong

Everybody got silent and turned to my mom only one who had a look of worry other than my mom was mama sheila so I know it had to be something big ( this oary has something to do with my moletsor only difference is I will change his name and he won't be getting outta jail anytime soon😁😁)
MamaT:Umm Persia honey sit down for a second
Persia:Mama what is it what happened to now secrets
MamaT:Well umm you see Hassan(pronounced Ha-san ya know😏ĺ is getting outta of jail and I might have told him I'll help him if he- gco by Persia
Persia:WHAT THE HELL MAMA YOU KNOW WHAT THAT NIGGA DID TO ME YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE PUT US THROUGH AND YOU GONNA HELP HIS DIRTY ASS(now in real life grown or not and I said any of this to my mama no matter how mad I was I would a got the shit slapped outta me woohwee)
MamaT:NOW YOU WATCH WHO THE HELL YOU TALKING TO IM STILL YOUR MOTHER AND YOU WILL RESPECT ME
Persia:RESPECT YOU, RESPECT YOU FIRST OF ALL YOU IN MY GOD DAMN HOUSE SO IF ANYTHING YOU NEED TO RESPECT ME AND SECOND OF ALL WHY SHOULD I RESPECT YOU WHEN YOU LETTING THIS DIRTY BASTARD INTO OUR LIVES AGAIN IF ANYTHING HIS DUMBASS SHOULD STILL BE THERE AFTER FOUR AND A HALF YEARS OF ME SUFFEREING AND BEING SCARED OF WHAT HE MIGHT DO THE BASTARD SHOULD GET ANOTHER TWENTY YEARS(the actual person has 50 or so here in prsion) BUT YOU WANT ME TO RESPECT YOU HA FUNNY
MA- YOU DONT EVEN DESERVE TO BE CALLED MY MAMA SO TREHSURIA GET YO SHIT AND GO AND DONT EVER COME BACK.

My mama looked at me with nothing but hurt and anger in her eyes

Trehsuria:Ya Persia I'll always love you no matter what so I'll leave not because you told me to but because I wanna give you time to cool off.

With that being said her and mama sheila left but not before mama sheila said something to me

MamaSheila:You must know that she only found out yesterday and only offered because he's the father to her other two children that's why we came in the first place. Just calm down now I'm not saying what you said to your mother was right and I'm not saying she was right but your both in the wrong and need to work it out togetha'. I'm here for you always

She kissed my for head and August and left

Travis:Aight Aug we out I see ya lata sis calm down aight

He and Chandra and the girls left. There was only me and August and telling by how it felt like someone was burning holes in my face I knew he was staring at me so I turned to him

Persia:Can I have my fucking face back

Then the nigga had the audacity to look around and behind him.

Percia:What the hell are you doing?
August:Trying to fund who the fuck you talking to cause I know it ain't me

I squinted at his ass and then shook my head wile rolling my eyes. Lord give me strength to not be on the next Crime Watch... Ha that be funny, I can see the headline now "Therapist girlfriend murdered boyfriend for being an asshole" hilarious

August:I know a way to get ya to lighten up a bit.
Persia:August I'm not having sex with you right now I'm still sore
August:I neva said sex I was thinking how about a little roast session.
Persia:OK you go first
August:You so ugly my face shattered lookin atchya when I smelt you breathe all my nose hairs fell out when I seen yo face my eyes burned (idk how to roast good unless I'm mad, drunk, high, or sleep and hungry at the same time and I'm neither of those so excuse these lame ass jokes)

I laughed at his stupid jokes they made no since

Persia:Boy your jokes so funny I forgot to laugh why your for head keep twerking

August stale faced me and then looked like he was trying to think of a joke

August: Girl bring your little pigs in a blanket built ass over hea.
(Just watch the video for the rest of the jokes😏😏😏)

And that ladies and gentlemen is how me and August spent the rest of our evening roasting eachother and cracking up.

AuthorsNote
That was a long chapter but you guys deserved it for being such great supporters. Expect more updates because its about to be turkey week and I'm thankful for all my readers🐓🐓🐔🐔 they didn't have turkeys