So when the pizza came there was a babie. Da babie was named elepantf the cat was so surprised that she said ''''''''''''why did we get a chicken''''''''''''''' the babie was very confused because they erre not, in, fact, a chicken. So the babie said. ''''"""bro iam not a chooken goo goo goo gaaaaaaaaa gaaaaaaaa""""""""""""""""" And the cat says """""""""""" oh it must be lady ga ga"""""""""""" so they named it elepantf because elephants but not because nthe baybie was a hooman but that didnt mayter because zootopia happened right
So the hooman named elepanth grew up to become a photographer. Their professional camera, also know as the iphone -2. They take a lot of #NoFilterHatersWillSayItsPhotoshopFollowForMoreSelfies on bookface,instantgrams, tweeter, and that one that gets triggered a lot. I think it starts with a t. There selfies look a little like this
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They were very fabulous and got 1000000000000 likes, but she had no followers because she didnt post meemms. Her parents, the cat and monkey, were her only followers. One day she decided to make a viral video it started with "hey guys its me, elepantf" and was blurry and their video, and audio, was upside down. It had 1000000000000000009000000000 veiws, -123456789 likes, and 1234567891234567891234567891244577993468623123457909653146800976324789876441235790753213456808743212345778812589752246897532235689643)7&998755556890990074324678009853223)99976 dislikes. "I bet you didnt read that number" she put in the comments. She also posted stuff like
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