Scorlily | Meant To Be

The Bro-Flu

Scorpius Pov
'I am bored. This week has been boring as hell.' Remus yawned.
'We raided honeydukes yesterday..'

'Yeah that was awesome but at an amateur level. We really need to do something that we will be remembered for.. something, I don't know.. legendary.'

'We could climb Mount Everest?' Scorpius suggested.

Remus rolled his eyes.
'I said something legendary not something stupid.'
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'Nope.'
'We could-'
'Nope.'
'You didn't even hear me' Remus complained.

'If all your ideas are as gross as that one and have chocolate in it

'That was sirius's idea, actually. In fact he did it.'
'All right. We could just play chess.'
'Nope. That's not even stupid.'
'I thought you didn't want stupid?' Scorpius asked.

'Yeah.. nor did I want lame, duh.'

Scorpius huffed.
'Come on, you know what we should do..'

'Does it have chocolate in it?'
'Noo.. Fine.'

'How many times?'
'Just one'

Scorpius glared at him.
'Fine. Two.'

Scorpius didn't stop.
'Damn, you get me. Two and a half.'

'Two and a half? Wait, I am not even going to ask about it. Remus let's just have a nice evening.. just two bro's hanging out-'

'I am not going to sleep with you. Fine, if it is a threesome, I am in.'

'No. Why would I want to sleep with you? Are you out of your mind?'

'I got it..-'
'Chocolate?-'
'No. Listen.. How about we try to decide where Sirius has kept his journal-'

'You want to study? That is so remus-ish.'
'No.. He has a kind of scrapbook called "Black's Book of sleeping with women"-'

'Why in merlin's sake would he write that and that I can believe but why the hell would we want to find that-'

'Sirius wrote it when he was thirteen and he hid it because he was embarrassed about it.'

'Thirteen? He slept with girls when he was thirteen?'
'Nah he was writing it for when he was legal.'
'Sirius who has done the grossest despicable things was embarrassed?'

'Dude he was thirteen. Whatever, he hid it..-'
'I am in. Where's it hidden?'

Remus stared at him.
'Its called hidden for a reason, Drake. God, you are so stupid at some times.'
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'So we have narrowed down the location to.. the whole castle and beyond?' Scorpius asked.

'Exactly. Great start.' Remus said.

Scorpius snatched the list from Remus.
'Why would he hide it in the prefects's bathroom?'

'Eh.. It's Sirius.'

'Or ... In Filch's butt.. wait.. how is that even possible?' Scorpius was completely grossed out.

'As to why.. Eh.. It's Sirius and how.. Drake Rogers, are you a wizard or not?'
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'I don't think it will be in anywhere people could find it—'

'So no checking any dorms?'
'Right' Remus said.

'Why don't we you know start from.. the locked classrooms in the fifth floor?'

'Isnt it the -ew no. Why?' Remus asked.
'Eh.. It's Sirius.'
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'Not here. Not there. I am calling quits.'
'Don't be a sore loser.'

'We have already checked more than twenty locations and it's almost lunch time.'

'I know where we should go.'
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'Seriously? No.'
'Come on.. no one's inside. Atleast no living person.'

'But..' Scorpius paused.

He knew exactly what was inside.
'Why are you scared?' Remus asked.
And he had to admit.. maybe he was scared.. a bit. Alright, maybe a little less than a bit.

'Yeah, nothing to be scared about.. it's nothing to be scared about .. it's not as if there's the chamber of secrets inside it.' Scorpius sarcastically muttered.

Remus gave him a weird look.
'I know what is wrong with you.'
'You know?'
'You have got the bro flu.'

Scorpius stared at him. 'I don't care—'

'Fine I will tell you. Jeez, patience Rogers. No need to beg.'

Scorpius stared harder.
'The Bro Flu is when a bro starts getting dizzy and imagining things from an overdose of brodum.'

'Yeah, right.'
'You don't believe me do you? Forget this brission, I am done.'

'I am going to regret this but brission?'
'Glad you asked. Brission is short for a Bro Mission. I am not going to bore you with the—'

'Too late. I am bored already.'

'Why, why do you not take the Brolord real for once?'

'The Brolord' Scorpius rolled his eyes with a smirk on his face.

Remus started to shake his head irritated.
'Who do you think wrote the Brobible?'

'The Bible?'
'The Brobible, Drake. The Brobible.'
'I don't know. Maybe no one cause these things are stupid and lame.'

'Its fine. You are a Brotheist. You don't believe in Brolord or as every bro calls him as - The Brod.'

'Whatever..'
'This day just got interesting.. I know what's next.'

Scorpius rolled his eyes.
'Suit up, Drake.'
'Shut up, Remus.'
'Drake. Just.. okay? Okay?'
Scorpius rolled his eyes.

'We are going to have some fun.'
He said the last word with a different accent to make a dramatic effect.

It just sounded weird and stupid.

'I would prefer climbing mount Everest any day' Scorpius muttered.
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