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once apon a clock there wus a  dragon who ate a pie. The pie was made by a monkey and they put rotten oranges in it so it was so delicious the dragon got angry and decided to murder the monkey in a game of soccer. The monkey was actually secretly an NBA player, so he had won the stanley cup multiple times and got it signed by stan Lee at the national convention comic. Because of this, the monkey easily beat the dragon 5.12345679 to -2.987654321 stay tuned for the drastic consequences of phooseball