"Listen."
"I'm not talking to you."
"That's okay, I'll talk to you."
"No, I'm not going to let you."
"Always hangs up first."
*rings*
"..."
"Listen."
"Dang it, Jackie, why you always be hanging up!"
*rings*
"Come on, pick up, woman!"
"Dad, she doesn't want to talk to you."
"Jammie, honey! Tell mommie she's overreacting."
"She says she hates you even more now."
"Put mommie on, sweetie."
"Daddy, you could literally walk inside and talk to her."
"Mommie won't let me in, sweetie."
"Oh, dad?"
"What?"
"We have more then one door to this house."
"..."
"Better hurry though, mommie just ran off."
"Ha! Beat you!"
*hangs up*
"Michael Edward get out of this house! No one wants you here!"
YOU ARE READING
hang ups | ✓
ChickLitHighest Ranks: #26 in shortstory!! 10.24.19 #84 in funny!! 7.10.19 [book one in the UPS series.] ••• somewhat wrong number. she answers. they talk. who knows what might happen. ••• cover by: @scrrilous i'm basically endorsing myself. [unedited]™
